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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

thesoundofacolour:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

Too cute not to reblog. XD

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Sitting here waiting for my friend to get done with his “changing his major” stuff so we can hang out

And all I can think is “LOL I’m the Girl Who Waited.”

My boyfriend would be so proud, me making a Doctor Who reference in real life.

/sadface

death-and-allofhisfriends:

jeszing:

hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

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The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch

• Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
• BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
• Whovians: You know who has to do it
• BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
• Whovians: You know who.
• BBC: It's just fiction.
• Whovians: You know who.
• BBC: But this series is not that important as-
• Whovians: You know.
• BBC: But-
• Whovians: Or the world will explode
• BBC: ...What?
• Whovians: It's time law BBC.
• BBC: ...
• Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
• BBC: ....
• Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
• BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
• Whovians: The Doctor will come
• BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
• Whovians: It's written in history.
• BBC: But the Queen-
• Whovians: Will not be amused.

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